yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
Robstar snuggle doodle dump! ovo/
They are going to be the death of me. Someone stop me.
This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor
age 7: I want to be a teen titan
age 18: I want to be a teen titan
The Homestuck fandom in one sentence
filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”